but, deep down, I just wanted to be a poem.
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About: "I can scream as loud as anyone, but when asked to make a point I tend to whisper."
I'm really bad at describing myself...so, um. yeah. I have a blog that I refuse to admit is a blog, and you happen to be visiting it. This could eb considered the chronicles of the trials and tribulations of a restless teenage soul which cannot fulfill its debaucherous desires because it doesn't not have a driver's license, but that seems cliche. but so is my life.
regardless, while I would love to somehow profundly impact ypur life through devastating wit or poignant introspection, I also realize that's incredibly unlikely. That being said, I'd still like to hope that this little project can at least enable you in procrastinating and avoiding awkward real-life interaction.
so WELCOME! it's a pleasure to have you, and I sincerely hope you enjoy your stay.

Omg so we were playing Catchphrase and this girl kept saying “the capital of Hawaii” so we’re all like “Honolulu!” and she’s like “NO, HAWAII.” and we kept saying Honolulu and when we ran out of time she was like “THE ANSWER WAS TALLAHASSEE.”

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  2. sam-the-moose said: Somebody needa slap that hoe.
  3. the-littlest-dinosaur said: As a resident of Hawaii, I must say that this is hilarious.
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  5. thisurlisgeneric said: In what way is Tallahassee a catchphrase anyway?
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