but, deep down, I just wanted to be a poem.
SECRET TUNNEL    Allow me to exaggerate a memory or two    And you shall recieve
About: "I can scream as loud as anyone, but when asked to make a point I tend to whisper."
I'm really bad at describing myself...so, um. yeah. I have a blog that I refuse to admit is a blog, and you happen to be visiting it. This could eb considered the chronicles of the trials and tribulations of a restless teenage soul which cannot fulfill its debaucherous desires because it doesn't not have a driver's license, but that seems cliche. but so is my life.
regardless, while I would love to somehow profundly impact ypur life through devastating wit or poignant introspection, I also realize that's incredibly unlikely. That being said, I'd still like to hope that this little project can at least enable you in procrastinating and avoiding awkward real-life interaction.
so WELCOME! it's a pleasure to have you, and I sincerely hope you enjoy your stay.

I seriously know  every single word to the first five chapters of “Trapped in the Closet.”
Can I put this on resumes?

  1. cheaperthanfree said: i would hire you based on that qualification alone
  2. bukowskionice said: they would expect you to.
  3. englishistheartofbullshit posted this
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