but, deep down, I just wanted to be a poem.
SECRET TUNNEL    Allow me to exaggerate a memory or two    And you shall recieve
About: "I can scream as loud as anyone, but when asked to make a point I tend to whisper."
I'm really bad at describing myself...so, um. yeah. I have a blog that I refuse to admit is a blog, and you happen to be visiting it. This could eb considered the chronicles of the trials and tribulations of a restless teenage soul which cannot fulfill its debaucherous desires because it doesn't not have a driver's license, but that seems cliche. but so is my life.
regardless, while I would love to somehow profundly impact ypur life through devastating wit or poignant introspection, I also realize that's incredibly unlikely. That being said, I'd still like to hope that this little project can at least enable you in procrastinating and avoiding awkward real-life interaction.
so WELCOME! it's a pleasure to have you, and I sincerely hope you enjoy your stay.


his pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar.  i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.

his pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar.  i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.

(via feat-yellowbird)

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