Flappers and Philosophers
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About: "I can scream as loud as anyone, but when asked to make a point I tend to whisper."
My name is Moira and some of my favorite things are words, writing, music, selfies, linguistics, chicken nuggets, and dogs.

about me's as done by others: "Hello. My name is MOIRA. No matter what eatery I go to I will order any chicken entrée minus the vegetables add the chicken fried. I burn easily. I am the UMW eagle. Literature. Sweaters. Thrift Stores. F.U.N."- anon
"I am really cool and smart and sometimes funny. Also I'm very pretty."-anon
"I'm Moira and I'm pretentious but in a cool way."- anon
""I'm Moira and I love chicken nuggets and also I'm so passionate about linguistics that I high-five people when they mention they're planning on minoring in that."-claire
"hi! my name is moira and i love my school and people. i like to get chicken tenders from the nest and wear cool lobster shirts. linguistics is my shizznit and im kewl."- evan

The true essence of beauty

haveyoufinishedthose-errands:

What’s In My Baggie?" is a documentary on the rise of misrepresented substances, as well as a critique of ineffective drug policy.

If you buy “molly” or if you attend concerts or go to festivals or even if your friends do, please take an hour out of your day to watch this. This is not a propaganda film, this is a means of education and information. There is a VERY LIKELY chance that the drugs you are buying are NOT what they are being sold as. 

My only problem with this documentary is that they only use a Marquis reagent and call everything “bath salts” which they clearly use to be as dramatic as possible. If you’re going to put the time and effort into making a drug education film at LEAST use and Marquis and a Mecke. I know for a fact that at least one of the samples they tested contained either amphetamine or methamphetamine and this went totally unsaid because the Bunk Police do not show amphetamine color results on their cap. This isn’t rocket science guys. If it turns red it’s not a “mystery drug,” it’s AMP/METH which a Mecke will confirm. 

If you are a drug user go to dancesafe.org right now and buy either a Marquis or Mecke reagent. Or both. They are 20$ each, are good for 6-12 months in the fridge, and will test 100 samples.

If you’re “too broke” to spend 20$ on a test kit then you are too broke to buy drugs - end of story. If you don’t think the 20$ is worth it then you’re either too immature or just too fucking stupid to even consider doing mind altering substances. A test kit can save your life and your friend’s life.

If it’s bitter it’s a spitter, know before you go.

peoples:

I listen to the ocean and all I hear is you

peoples:

I listen to the ocean and all I hear is you

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“So the NFL succumbed to… beer pressure.”

JON STEWART, on reports that the Minnesota Vikings reversed their decision to not suspend child abuser Adrian Peterson only after major league sponsor Anheuser Busch said they were “not yet satisfied” with how the NFL handled the case, on The Daily Show.

Stewart adds, “How crazy is this — a company that sells alcohol is the moral touchstone of the NFL… Maybe one of the only substances that is proven scientifically to increase the likelihood of domestic abuse — that company is saying to the NFL, ‘You’ve got a real problem here.”

Yep.

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slipandstumble:

heatherbat:

ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.

okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.

10/10

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sonofbaldwin:

dglsplsblg:

Four White guys with multiple weapons were taken into custody. Not shot and kill and left out on the road. They were arrested and given due process. They’re names aren’t leaked. We’re not seeing invasions into their facebooks for impeding trials. We’re not even seeing mug shots. We don’t know if they’re anarchist, klan or anything at all. We just know they left the scene of an armed chase alive.
However an UNARMED black kid walking the streets of his neighborhood was shot 6 times by the police.
This is the difference, the racism and the outrage.
Post racial America my ass. #ferguson #racism

Egregious example of white supremacy:Police officers chase down and apprehend four white dudes with multiple weapons, no one is hurt. A disabled black man with a knife is shot down from 10 or more feet away because cops felt “threatened.”

sonofbaldwin:

dglsplsblg:

Four White guys with multiple weapons were taken into custody. Not shot and kill and left out on the road. They were arrested and given due process. They’re names aren’t leaked. We’re not seeing invasions into their facebooks for impeding trials. We’re not even seeing mug shots. We don’t know if they’re anarchist, klan or anything at all. We just know they left the scene of an armed chase alive.

However an UNARMED black kid walking the streets of his neighborhood was shot 6 times by the police.

This is the difference, the racism and the outrage.

Post racial America my ass. #ferguson #racism

Egregious example of white supremacy:

Police officers chase down and apprehend four white dudes with multiple weapons, no one is hurt.

A disabled black man with a knife is shot down from 10 or more feet away because cops felt “threatened.”

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Mean Girls cast: Then and Now

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snorlaxatives:

has anyone seen recent pictures of aly and aj bc like

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bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

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save-the-cheerleader:

in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself

and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK

And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’

and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u

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ronan-aodhan:

some highlights from dril, the vilest and funniest human being to ever exist on twiterr.r

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afleshjackforblainecharitydrive:

chewiesmiles:

via Mike Brown: Facts and dog whistles by Jonathan Korman (@miniver)

here are the two posts I was looking for.

This is Part One.

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sixpenceee:

Welsh house painter John Renie died in 1832. The unusual inscription on his grave takes the form of a grid, 19 squares across and 15 squares high. In each square is a letter.

You can make out some clear words. “Here” and “Lies” are in that in that string above, and you can see the start of “John.” But why the jumble?

After 170 years, a local TV station finally analyzed it, determining that it was a type of acrostic puzzle. Starting at the H in the very center and working outward, the sentence “Here Lies John Renie” can be read in 46000 different ways!

Some say he was trying to keep his soul safe from the devil by confusing him. Others say he was just having a bit of fun.

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MORE COOL GRAVES

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